Lettuce Bacon Green beans Tomato Ally sandwich
"She’s really pretty for a black girl"
“He’s really cool for a gay guy”
“She’s doing really well for a woman”
death by pussy.
the most heavenly way to die
Pussy so clean it steam pressed a nigga.
my ex sent me pics of another girl sucking his weiner one time because he thought it would make me mad and i wrote back “did your mom do something different with her hair?”
straight boys…..please let me fix ur eyebrows..i can help u……
You see Spongebob,
It’s a metaphor. You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but never give it the power to kill you.
me as a teacher